Founded in 1875 by a group of investors, |NA| Corporation intitially dealed mostly with the importing and exporting of fine Columbian produce. Although our records are sketchy of this period, we assume the products included watches, coffee, and cheap labour.

In the early 1900's, |NA| Corp shifted it's focus towards new technology. Investing in important technological advancements, such as the autogyro, and the Soviet Space program. In 1984 we moved to re-manufacturing computers and selling them cheaply to technologically illiterate companies.

Although our market share has dropped considerably, and we haven't made a profit since the Bush administration, we still have a reliable community of eliteists who continue to purchase our products.